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The Wonderful Wizard

Arion Londraville - Friday, 6th January 2006

Tonight Brett and I had some fun playing with Lexxe; a new search engine. It seems like a small scale operation and runs rather slowly.

A main concept to this tool is that it will answer questions you type in, preferably based in fact. Lets see how it did with the questions we threw at it.

Q: How many feet are there between earth and the moon?
A: figure the amount of feet between earth and the moon and you have the kind of statistic that gives statistics a bad name

Fair enough

Q: How much do eye lasers cost?
A: $40000

Remember that around next Christmas folks. *hint - hint*

Q: how much do hookers cost?
A: $1000

Considerably less.

Q: How do I kill Bush?
A: Shooting Him on the Street or Blowing Him Up with a Car Bomb

Ah, the first accurate answer of the night.

Q: How did this all come about?
A: Divine Revelation As They Maintain

Seems this search engine believes in Intelligent Design. Flying Spaghetti Monster anyone?

Q: What is the URL for Baskin Robbins?
A: Free Ice Cream

Sounds good to me.

Q: What is the website for Baskin Robbins?
A: baskin robbins ice cream flavors cakes milk shakes sorbets sherbets and frozen beverages are available from 4,

I feel disillusioned.

Q: When will I die?
A: 1/13/02 10:52am
(Other answers included “01-03-2003 2:54″ and “Tuesday Maybe.”)

That’s a bit foreboding …and approximate.

Q: Who will I wed?
A: Heather Mills in Ireland

Q: Why not Heather Mills in the USA?
A: Sir Paul Mccartney

Yes, he always has had plans to throw a wrench between the two of us.

Q: What can you tell me about Heather Mills in Ireland?
A: heather mills heather mills http://www

Well, we drove it into convolutions. Care to see if you can do the same? Feel free to post your results in the comments below.

2 Comments »

#1 Comment posted by your stalker on January 11th, 2006 at 6:20 pm.

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u want to mary heather mills now??? Sure!!! well i hope u and heather mills r very happy….*sniffle*
flying hug
your stalker(hehe)

#2 Comment posted by Ariot on June 14th, 2006 at 12:11 pm.

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too funny….the first result came back with nothing…and the second time I got this….

Error

Lexxe (alpha version) has just encountered a system or internal connection problem, due to too many users using it now.

Please try again a few minutes later. Thanks.

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