The Wonderful Wizard
Tonight Brett and I had some fun playing with Lexxe; a new search engine. It seems like a small scale operation and runs rather slowly.
A main concept to this tool is that it will answer questions you type in, preferably based in fact. Lets see how it did with the questions we threw at it.
Q: How many feet are there between earth and the moon?
A: figure the amount of feet between earth and the moon and you have the kind of statistic that gives statistics a bad name
Fair enough
Q: How much do eye lasers cost?
A: $40000
Remember that around next Christmas folks. *hint - hint*
Q: how much do hookers cost?
A: $1000
Considerably less.
Q: How do I kill Bush?
A: Shooting Him on the Street or Blowing Him Up with a Car Bomb
Ah, the first accurate answer of the night.
Q: How did this all come about?
A: Divine Revelation As They Maintain
Seems this search engine believes in Intelligent Design. Flying Spaghetti Monster anyone?
Q: What is the URL for Baskin Robbins?
A: Free Ice Cream
Sounds good to me.
Q: What is the website for Baskin Robbins?
A: baskin robbins ice cream flavors cakes milk shakes sorbets sherbets and frozen beverages are available from 4,
I feel disillusioned.
Q: When will I die?
A: 1/13/02 10:52am
(Other answers included “01-03-2003 2:54″ and “Tuesday Maybe.”)
That’s a bit foreboding …and approximate.
Q: Who will I wed?
A: Heather Mills in IrelandQ: Why not Heather Mills in the USA?
A: Sir Paul Mccartney
Yes, he always has had plans to throw a wrench between the two of us.
Q: What can you tell me about Heather Mills in Ireland?
A: heather mills heather mills http://www
Well, we drove it into convolutions. Care to see if you can do the same? Feel free to post your results in the comments below.

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