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Set up a swiss bank account.<strong><br /> Step nine</strong>: Rob the “Bank of America” and refer to step fourteen.<strong><br /> Step ten</strong>: Buy a laser, if you lack the money to buy the laser refer back to step one, two and fourteen.<strong><br /> Step eleven</strong>: If you have succeeded in robbing the “Bank of America”, well then holy shit you don’t need to dominate the world now do you. refer to step fourteen.<strong><br /> </strong><strong>Step twelve</strong>: Take you newly acquired wealth that you receved from the “Bank of America” and refer to step thirteen.<strong /><strong><br /> Step thirteen</strong>: Put it in your swiss bank account. If you do not have one already refer back to step eight O you can’t can you you just rob that place so refer back to step one and a half and, if you are reading this after completing step nine this may be a little difficult so refer back to step one, two and fourteen.<br /> <strong>Step fourteen</strong>: If you are refered to this step, you are stupid and refer to step fourteen.</p> <p><strong>To be continued…</strong></em></p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment" id="postLinks"> <h3 class="commentHeader"><a name="comments"> </a>No Comments »</h3> <ul class="postOptionList"> <li><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/01/use-bombs/world-domination-at-its-finest/trackback/">Trackback</a></li> <li><a href='http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/01/use-bombs/world-domination-at-its-finest/feed/'>RSS</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="post"> <div class="avatar"> <p>Sorry, this discussion is currently closed.</p> </div> </div>  <div class="post" id="postBox"> <h3 class="commentHeader">Leave a Comment »<a name="respond"></a></h3> <div id="addcomment"> <a id="addcommentanchor" name="addcommentanchor"></a> <form action="http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/plugins/openid/openid-comments-post.php" method="post" id="commentform"> <p> <input type="text" name="author" id="author" value="" size="30" tabindex="1" /> <label for="author">Name (Required)</label> </p> <p> <input type="text" name="email" id="email" value="" size="30" tabindex="2" /> <label for="email">E-mail (Required, never displayed)</label> </p> <p> <input type="text" name="url" id="url" value="" size="30" tabindex="3" /> <label for="url"><acronym title="Uniform Resource Identifier">URI</acronym> (A website address)</label> </p> <p> Or post a comment with LiveJournal/DeadJournal/<a href="http://openid.net">OpenID</a>:<br/> <select name="openid_type" id="openid_type" tabindex="4" onchange="document.getElementById('openid_name').style.background='#fff url(http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/plugins/openid/openid_icons/' + document.getElementById('openid_type').options[document.getElementById('openid_type').selectedIndex].value + '.gif) 2px 1px no-repeat';"> <option value="lj" selected="selected">LiveJournal User</option> <option value="dj">DeadJournal User</option> <option value="openid">Other OpenID</option> </select> <input type="text" value="" name="openid_name" id="openid_name" tabindex="5" style="background: #fff url(http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/plugins/openid/openid_icons/lj.gif) 2px 1px no-repeat; padding-left: 22px;" /> </p>  <p> <textarea name="comment" id="comment" cols="70" rows="10" tabindex="7"></textarea> </p>   <div id="postHelp"> <p>Line breaks and hyperlinks are added automatically. 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