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You know… secret agent shit.<br /> <b>Step one and a half:</b> Order of operations is imperative and algebra at its best, which you will need to be fluent in.<br /> <b>Step two:</b> Make sure your fellow scientists are as intelligent as you.<br /> <b>Step three:</b> Access to a laboratory and unlimited nuclear arms. Sorry, you can’t hug your children with them.<br /> <b>Step four:</b> It would be best not to have any children.<br /> <b>Step five:</b> Stay at a holiday inn and take advantage of the complementary breakfast.<br /> <b>Step six:</b> You need to have complete comprehensive knowledge of the subject, so watch the Manhattan Project prior to this on-taking– or on-slaughter witch ever you prefer.<br /> <b>Step seven:</b> Put on fresh underwear when ever you test the subject.<br /> <b>Step eight:</b> Get a loan from the “Bank of America”. Set up a Swiss bank account.<br /> <b>Step nine:</b> Rob the “Bank of America” and refer to step fourteen.<br /> <b>Step ten:</b> Buy a laser, if you lack the money to buy the laser refer back to step one, two, and fourteen.<br /> <b>Step eleven:</b> If you have succeeded in robbing the “Bank of America”, well then holy shit you don’t need to dominate the world now do you. Refer to step fourteen.<br /> <b>Step twelve:</b> Take you newly acquired wealth that you received from the “Bank of America” and refer to step thirteen.<br /> <b>Step thirteen:</b> Put it in your Swiss bank account. If you do not already have this account set up refer back to step eight. Oh you can’t can you? Just rob that place so refer back to step one and a half and, if you are reading this after completing step nine it may be a little difficult so refer back to step one, two and fourteen.<br /> <b>Step fourteen:</b> If you are referred to this step, you are dull of wit, refer back to step fourteen.</p> <p><strong>To be continued…</strong></p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment" id="postLinks"> <h3 class="commentHeader"><a name="comments"> </a>4 Comments »</h3> <ul class="postOptionList"> <li><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/02/use-bombs/world-domination-when-needed/trackback/">Trackback</a></li> <li><a href='http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/02/use-bombs/world-domination-when-needed/feed/'>RSS</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="post comment clearfix altComment"> <div class="commentMeta" style="clear: left;"> <p><b><a name="1">#1</a> </b>Comment posted by <cite>Bova</cite> on February 17th, 2006 at 2:38 am. </p> </div> <div class="gravatar"></div> <div class="commentContent"> <p>This is about as confusing as the time Michelle got amnesia on Full House</p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment clearfix Comment"> <div class="commentMeta" style="clear: left;"> <p><b><a name="2">#2</a> </b>Comment posted by <cite>Sasquatch</cite> on February 22nd, 2006 at 9:53 pm. </p> </div> <div class="gravatar"></div> <div class="commentContent"> <p>At first glance I thought this was but the rantings of a deranged lunatic, but at second glance I have realized the brillance of this easy to use manual to world domination. Brett Ramus you’re my hero. My only question to you is this, since world domination is so easy, why then haven’t you conqueored it?<br /> ~Love always Sasquatch</p> <p>PS Stop trying to take my damn picture.</p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment clearfix altComment"> <div class="commentMeta" style="clear: left;"> <p><b><a name="3">#3</a> </b>Comment posted by <cite><a href='http://www.use-bombs.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Brett</a></cite> on February 28th, 2006 at 1:22 pm. </p> </div> <div class="gravatar"></div> <div class="commentContent"> <p>Dear Sasquatch and all who may question my works,</p> <p>To answer your question, the reason why I have not conquered the world yet is because my magnificent, soon-to-be award winning novel is not finished; In fact, it’s not even close to done. To answer any further questions you may have, I will be referring back to this book when I set out to mold the world into my hands. I also like some lively competition so I am releasing every chapter of my book when it is done so you ambitious folks out there can get a head start.<br /> To answer the question: What will happen if all these lasers cross streams? Well, worry no more. There is no effect of crossing the streams. Well, unless you are a Ghostbuster in which case I would advise you to neglect buying this novel. Give Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis a call because they were the only two real Ghostbusters. You should also put away your positron pack because this book will overheat your mind which in turn would heat up your body to a smoldering 79.86 degrees Celsius. This causes a fire in the power supply, frying Eganâ€™s home made management system chip and you would then implode.</p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment clearfix Comment"> <div class="commentMeta" style="clear: left;"> <p><b><a name="4">#4</a> </b>Comment posted by <cite>Steve Zissou</cite> on May 4th, 2006 at 4:10 pm. </p> </div> <div class="gravatar"></div> <div class="commentContent"> <p>Are you trying to tell me BILL MURRAY ISNT A GHOSTBUSTER!!!!!! For that, I challenge you to a fight to the death! I’ll be waiting for you in the highschool *Punches Brett* parking lot. HAHA! 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