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I am contacting you after viewing several of your appearances on Fox News, as well as other major media outlets. I consider myself a proud follower of Satan. I can see that, based on my own personal belief system, you and I may not necessarily see eye to eye as it pertains to religion. That’s okay. Now, before you respond with a diatribe of quoted scripture about my imminent (I hope!) descent into the ranks of hell, I would like to make an offer to you. </p> <p>I would like to debate you, speaking on the behalf of the devil.</p> <p>Though the specifics of my offer have not yet been finalized, this debate would more than likely appear on my website: www.use-bombs.com. I know that you’re a busy lady, so let me know of a date and time, preferably in 2007, that would satiate your womanly needs. </p> <p>I look forward to your response.</p> <p>With great sin,<br /> Arison Cain </p></blockquote> <p>The devil doesn’t appreciate her attempts to stray people from his cause.</p> <p>*Arison*</p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment" id="postLinks"> <h3 class="commentHeader"><a name="comments"> </a>2 Comments »</h3> <ul class="postOptionList"> <li><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/12/use-bombs/a-modest-proposal/trackback/">Trackback</a></li> <li><a href='http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/12/use-bombs/a-modest-proposal/feed/'>RSS</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="post comment clearfix altComment"> <div class="commentMeta" style="clear: left;"> <p><b><a name="1">#1</a> </b>Comment posted by <cite>Daniel</cite> on December 2nd, 2006 at 2:28 pm. </p> </div> <div class="gravatar"></div> <div class="commentContent"> <p>Where will it be held?</p> </div> </div> <div class="post comment author clearfix Comment"> <div class="commentMeta" style="clear: left;"> <p><b><a name="2">#2</a> </b>Comment posted by <cite>Arison</cite> on December 2nd, 2006 at 5:15 pm. </p> </div> <div class="gravatar"></div> <div class="commentContent"> <p>Hopefully it will take place on this website.</p> <p>I’d love for it to be a video debate,<br /> but we will have to wait and see if she responds.</p> </div> </div>  <div class="post" id="postBox"> <h3 class="commentHeader">Leave a Comment »<a name="respond"></a></h3> <div id="addcomment"> <a id="addcommentanchor" name="addcommentanchor"></a> <form action="http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/plugins/openid/openid-comments-post.php" method="post" id="commentform"> <p> <input type="text" name="author" id="author" value="" size="30" tabindex="1" /> <label for="author">Name (Required)</label> </p> <p> <input type="text" name="email" id="email" value="" size="30" tabindex="2" /> <label for="email">E-mail (Required, never displayed)</label> </p> <p> <input type="text" name="url" id="url" value="" size="30" tabindex="3" /> <label for="url"><acronym title="Uniform Resource Identifier">URI</acronym> (A website address)</label> </p> <p> Or post a comment with LiveJournal/DeadJournal/<a href="http://openid.net">OpenID</a>:<br/> <select name="openid_type" id="openid_type" tabindex="4" onchange="document.getElementById('openid_name').style.background='#fff url(http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/plugins/openid/openid_icons/' + document.getElementById('openid_type').options[document.getElementById('openid_type').selectedIndex].value + '.gif) 2px 1px no-repeat';"> <option value="lj" selected="selected">LiveJournal User</option> <option value="dj">DeadJournal User</option> <option value="openid">Other OpenID</option> </select> <input type="text" value="" name="openid_name" id="openid_name" tabindex="5" style="background: #fff url(http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/plugins/openid/openid_icons/lj.gif) 2px 1px no-repeat; padding-left: 22px;" /> </p>  <p> <textarea name="comment" id="comment" cols="70" rows="10" tabindex="7"></textarea> </p>   <div id="postHelp"> <p>Line breaks and hyperlinks are added automatically. 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