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Naming the Bands

Arion Londraville - Wednesday, 2nd April 2008

So, a few days ago Josh Hagen and I were discussing my hypothetical punk rock band. This devolved into an all day band naming contest over instant messenger. Who won? You be the judge.

Wait, crap, I removed our names when cleaning the list. Never mind then! Just sit back and enjoy the nine pages of names we that came up with off the top of our heads.

• Jasper and the Congratilations
• DirtBiko
• Mikeo Dirt Biko
• Bare: Roar!
• Find a User
• Suber Buber
• Can’t Stop Drinking
• Cpt. DirtBiko
• Mr. and the T’s
• Xcreate
• xcreatex
• xcreatexad
• Donny and the doorbells
• meatscissors
• 13607
• zipcode
• Quality Time!
• Q-Bucks
• ELVIS
• Devilhands Bring Devilbread
• ELVIS LIVES
• Dirty and Crude
• Devilbread
• Touch the Tooter
• Falling House
• Bears and Beards
• Beardbread
• BearBeard
• BearBeardBread
• Do Not Grope
• 3 Goats and a Pocket of Change
• Devils Goats
• Pocket of Nuggets
• Bear Nuggets
• Thanks for Tanks!
• Supermarket Sheep
• Bears of War
• War of Beards
• Illinois
• Pirates of…
• Bingogabango
• Go Band! Go!
• 83 robots
• 90 Someodd Bears
• Car full of Explosions
• The Wizard
• Its hot in here
• American Bears
• BURST MODE GO!
• Huge Noise
• Man and the Men
• Whenever The Band Strikes: The Band
• Alpha Dude
• Smart Band
• omega virus
• I’m a Bands
• Mr. Green and the Green Band
• Sub Market
• Arimat Beard!
• Open Ticket
• Super Kelp
• Trick Tarp
• Tick Torn
• Super Karp
• Karp Dace
• Greco-Roman Throat Punch
• Die Steve
• Exploding Fudge
• Fudge Explosion
• Bo Bob: Bo
• Real People Read
• Noise Chamber Factor 11
• Dogs Can’t Work
• I Can’t Play
• Storm the Toilet
• American Americans
• Move to Canada
• Gladiatorial Americans
• Resist! Hug!
• Chupacabra Pancake
• Beach Princess Duke
• Creepy Cupcake
• Crisis Gambling
• Felt covered animals
• Video Game?
• Pull the Applicator
• Delicious Fabric
• Meat Suit
• Patty Duke
• Chili Shake
• Death by Chili
• F U Guy
• Suit of Thunder!
• Gibbons
• Don’t Forget the Milk
• American Counter Top
• Destruction Dozer
• Kill Marker
• When we Ploop
• Steven and ALF
• Trial Date
• Find your heart in a swingers bar
• Flaming Table
• Flaming Table and the Not laming Tables.
• He who Stole the Child
• Cow Insurance
• Skull Development
• Baby Kabob
• Fuse Those Beneath
• Young Arnold
• Give me 30 bucks
• The Baby Taker
• Guitar?
• Tiamat and the range rovers
• Mix Tape!
• TrampStamp
• Dragon Castle
• Manufacture Cats
• Outside the Donkey
• BRB
• ChairBraker
• Face Powder
• One Hundred Toasters
• Human Resources
• Large Lovers
• Hips Ahoy!
• Beef Brewery
• Colin Applefield
• Smash Basket
• Tag in: Tag Out!
• Mexico Rising
• Mr. Tang!
• Rumple Stilts Skin
• Shopping Cart
• Forgetaboutforeplay
• Hobostiltskin
• Kitty Rocket
• Dish of Ivory
• Plate of Ebony
• Steak Dinner
• Tomato Rectangle
• Brick of Faith
• Hammer Trouble
• Kerplunk!
• Babies Trees!
• Sassy Pants
• American Flamethrower
• Uncomfortable Mouth
• Mexico: It’s There
• Exit ID
• Who Mowed this dirt
• Fire Escape!
• undeniable slavery
• Touched by an Angle
• Amistad, Not Amistad
• Troubled Airliner
• 3 mopeds and a will to die
• Super Exploited
• Sleep Deprivation
• Faces in a Basket
• Drown by Fire Demons
• Cut Tows
• Bite it Off
• Wrangler Jeans
• Brown River
• Sunset at Dawn
• The Arctic Cephlopod
• Cats! Trampoline!
• Start Your Breathing
• Example
• Smash Boxing!
• E.G.
• Two tugs of a Puppy
• Brought Forth From Flame
• Treats!
• So far below the surface of doom
• Stage Divers
• Crazy Crustaceans
• Doom Spa
• 2 fingers makes a gentleman
• Ticky Tar Paper
• Riki Tiki Tavern
• Creepy Wipe
• Margaret Thatcher
• Rat Thing
• Wine Seller
• 3D Book
• Shoe Box full of gold
• Golden Nugget of Gold
• Goodbye Stormcloud
• Tension Exercises
• Rainbow Repellent
• Nice Car
• High Gas Prices
• Floating Basketball Team
• Tonight we roMance
• Too Good for Food
• Thank God I farted
• UberSmiths
• Fork!
• Fist Full of Hatred
• Truth Lab
• Rock and Roll Express
• Fish Hatcheries of Oregon
• Bag full of Midnight
• Ocean Dancers
• Monsoon Seagull
• King of the Burgers
• The Trouble with Squids
• Gogurt
• My Sun is Cranky
• Purple Train
• Clevermind
• I’m the Blue Ranger
• High Ho Horse
• Organs on High
• Upon the Throne
• Trail of Fred
• Lame Doggie
• Monster BAM!
• Tears in Beers
• Trollop
• Mel Busler of Fear
• Mark my Words!
• Oogie Boogie Dinos
• Procedures
• Semi Colon
• Prolapsed Windpipe
• The Bright Green Rejects
• Transparent Box
• Inverted Scotsman
• Tricks of Tricks
• Invented Time
• Evil Wizard 92
• The Xenia
• Who’s that Guy?!
• Wanger
• Zebra Administrator
• Meta Carpal Men
• Capital COBRA
• We Present
• Boat Trip
• Counter-Greed
• Lost in Hubert
• The galloping ghastly ghost
• Oh My Stars!
• Relieve From Tubas
• Try Again!
• Flying Cars
• Makers Hue
• Land That Plane!
• Touche
• Responsible Travel
• Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
• Look Again
• Decapitated Scoundrels
• 3 men and a lady
• Dr. Steven Tylerland and the Lips
• Problem Square
• Too Much Make Up Makes Me Blush
• Match Me
• Little Girly Band
• Hi Ho Silver and Reed
• March of the Pandas
• Panda Bite
• Britney Watch!
• Horse Tail
• Come on Eileen
• Careful with Timmy
• Love Shark
• So pretty and stinky
• Duck Tails
• Auto-Start
• Scrooge Mctaggert
• find me a whale tail
• MC Icepad and the Washer Machine Recall
• Trucks to Die For!
• Live the Bird
• Make Plenty
• Be Careful of the Icecapades
• Killer Creed
• STAB!
• Stinky Pete and the Water Weasel
• Broadsword Impalement
• Diet Hard
• Jake?
• Post Op
• Flip Flop
• Cuntaiminated water
• Do you believe in miracles?
• My Chest is Hollow
• Give it to Daddy!
• Blood for Sportsmanship
• Team USA
• Hacksaw Jim Doogan
• Frank the Defender
• Lob Off an Ear
• Watertown
• Suck at This!
• A Group of Triplets
• Thailand Bucket Brunch
• Tension Terra
• Live the Tower
• Lima Bean Curse
• Tell Tail Trumpets
• Heart Stripper
• You wanna Croc?
• Tell Tale X
• Eat This Dog!
• How About Abby
• Fancy a Potato
• Lie About Autumn
• Killer Krang
• Train of Orange
• Pit full of Pit bulls
• Hyper Uni
• Taiwanese Tranny who stole my wash
• Liver and the Ice Chest
• Make it matter
• Love Your Neighbor
• Destroy a city
• You’re all Dragons
• Devourer
• Killer Killer Killers
• Disembowel
• Seppeku
• The Angry Eskimo Movement
• LandBridge
• Team Tea
• Destroyer of Ice
• Saltmachina
• When is Salsa?
• Four Leaf Dover
• No Tomatoes
• Four Leaf Dagger
• Onomatopoeia
• Chair O’Chairs
• Cat on Six Tails
• The Woods
• American Loaf
• 3 inches of lust
• Bread by the Beer Beard
• wanna make a baby?
• Sticks in the Mudd
• Drop Dead Hypochondriacs
• t-girls and sodomy
• Glove Brigade
• Hippopotamouse
• French Sympathies
• Alabama Platapussy
• FACE KICKER
• Maintain the Bite
• 8 hours to turn
• Shitty Zombie Movie
• Alabama Men
• Leaf on Fire
• Tree of Leather
• The Lanes
• Hemorrhage
• Mijolnir
• Super Barrage
• Odin’s Beard
• My Hammer!
• The Crow
• Dime Basket
• Pick our Name
• What? Jasper!
• perfect strangers
• We Made a Band
• Lariat
• Unproductive
• Lime Green Sweets
• Your a Horse
• Cascade of Carl
• Develop Minds
• The Rush
• Rushmore
• Falling Hamsters
• Long Awaited George
• Toupee Tragedy
• At the gate
• Alcohol Stings
• Tool Town
• Intestinal Blockage
• Candy
• Epicack
• Sixty Pack
• Wolves on Fire
• 300 beer cans
• Keystone Incident
• Teeth of the Whalerus
• Skin a Whale!
• Tusk Kee Gee
• German Suplex
• The Last Version
• Chives
• Shotgun Minister
• CRY!
• Pastors
• Try Soap
• Cattle Skull Face Lift
• Disconnect Skulls
• lets eat!
• Where his Legs?!
• Chicken Horn
• The Konch
• Large Band
• Bear Jumpers
• Jewish Faith
• Time Hag
• Spinning Hangman
• Wheres my baby?
• Hope For a Cure
• Towersmasher
• Swordbreaker
• The Townbreakers
• Poor
• Responding
• Poor Response
• Can of Soda
• Check Out Time
• The Greg
• KABOSH!
• A Thin White Line
• Coked Presidents
• Loe ball