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This time, my personal tower down because of a power supply failure. But, there was a bonus. I’ve been fighting with the content management systems on the site, just to make them display information correctly. At one point, during a move to a new server, we almost lost a lot of data.</p> <p>Well I continue to try and clear that stuff up, you can <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/use-bombs/sets/72157594326854412">take a gander at these new photos</a>. They’re just a small glimpse at what will be coming to Northern NY cable television this November.</p> Quite the Non-Dihydroxyphenylalanine <p class="postlink"><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/10/use-bombs/quite-the-non-dihydroxyphenylalanine/#comments" title="Comment on Quite the Non-Dihydroxyphenylalanine">1 Comment »</a> | <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/10/use-bombs/quite-the-non-dihydroxyphenylalanine/">Read Full Article: "Quite the Non-Dihydroxyphenylalanine"</a> </p> </div> </div> <div class="post More Good News…" > <div class="avatar Arion Londraville"> <h2><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/use-bombs/more-good-news/">More Good News…</a></h2> <p class="meta">Arion Londraville - Tuesday, 22nd August 2006</p> <p>** <b>Update:</b> I just found that Google is running scheduled maintenance until Thursday morning. So, the second video should be working Thursday. **</p> <p>** <b>Update 2:</b> Apparently, Jasmine is going to punch me in the face if I don’t mention her by name. For the full credits, click the “Google” logo in the lower right had side of each video. Once on the Google Video page, select “Details”. **</p> <p>Well, just finished posting some very interesting videos to Google. Written / directed by myself and quite full of cheese — Enjoy!</p> <p>Version 1:<br /> [<i>Ed. -- You can find <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/site-video/stream-ad-ver-1/">this video</a> in our new video section!</i>]</p> <p>Version 2:<br /> [<i>Ed. -- You can find <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/site-video/stream-ad-ver-2/">this video</a> in our new video section!</i>]</p> <p>The commercials started airing on the local Time Warner channels Monday. Version 2 was the first to air; Version 1 will later be rotated into circulation if I understand correctly.</p> <p>Special thanks to the people at Time Warner who were a great help in managing the production aspects.</p> More Good News… <p class="postlink"><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/use-bombs/more-good-news/#comments" title="Comment on More Good News…">5 Comments »</a> | <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/use-bombs/more-good-news/">Read Full Article: "More Good News…"</a> </p> </div> </div> <div class="post More Bad News…" > <div class="avatar Arion Londraville"> <h2><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/use-bombs/more-bad-news/">More Bad News…</a></h2> <p class="meta">Arion Londraville - Sunday, 20th August 2006</p> <p>Sorry about the lack of updates, but there was –well– a bit of a car crash. No one got hurt or anything, I just thought you would like to know. The red tape with these things keeps people rather involved.</p> <p>On a side note, when a person is in a car crash, it really is best if they file with the DMV within 10 days. People who do not may be subject to <a href="http://home.datacomm.ch/andya/TomCruise.jpg" title="Don't look, it's too horrid">dire consequences</a>. </p> <p>Anyway, I myself have also been quite busy crafting a commercial for Stream NY and getting ready for Pirate Days in Alexandria Bay… We’ll have an update on those later on in the show.</p> <p><3</p> More Bad News… <p class="postlink"><span>Comments Off</span> | <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/08/use-bombs/more-bad-news/">Read Full Article: "More Bad News…"</a> </p> </div> </div> <div class="post For those who don’t know" > <div class="avatar Dave Bova"> <h2><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/04/use-bombs/for-those-who-don%e2%80%99t-know/">For those who don’t know</a></h2> <p class="meta">Dave Bova - Wednesday, 26th April 2006</p> <p><strong>The Oreo has been America’s most successful cookie since 1912. Though, its history in our nation cannot be challenged, the proper method of Oreo consumption is often a heavily debated issue. Today, I’m going to inform you how to correctly eat an Oreo cookie.</strong></p> <ol> <div class="img-right"><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/cookie.jpg"><img src="http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/cookie.thumb.jpg" alt="Milk and Cookies"/></a> <p style="width: 150px;">Equal parts milk and air, please.</p> </div> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>Select an Oreo</b> The simple selection of your Oreo may be the most daunting step in the entire Oreo consumption process. The sheer variety incorporated into the Oreo family is mesmerizing to say the least. For starters, you have your standard Oreo cookie. It’s not flashy, but it will definitely get the job done. Should you be looking for something with some more substance, you can check into Double Stuf Oreo, which comes in several variations, but essentially has a doubled portion of the classic Oreo filling. Other Oreo variations include: Chocolate Cream Oreo, Holiday Cream Oreo, Fudge Oreo, White Fudge Oreo, Mystic Mint Oreo, Uh-Oh! Oreo, Double Delight Oreo, Golden Oreo, Mini Oreo, Oreo pudding and a plethora of others. Choose wisely, this isn’t as simple as A or B.</li> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>Prepare your milk</b> Get a nice tall glass of your favorite moo juice handy. You’ll probably want to check the expiration date first. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.</li> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>Assume the position and twist away -</b> Grab your Oreo with three fingers and the thumb of your dominant hand. Apply the same fingers of your opposite hand to the other side of the Oreo. In one fluid motion, spin your dominant hand counterclockwise while simultaneously snapping your opposite hand clockwise. To the delight of any onlookers, the Oreo will separate, revealing the sweet nectar of its creamy interior.</li> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>Get the creamy goodness inside you!</b> Next, you will bring each side of the Oreo cookie to your mouth, cream first. (Not all at once!) With your tongue, and perhaps a drag of the teeth for good measure, make sure the cream from the interior of the Oreo becomes the ex-cream from the interior of the Oreo.</li> <div class="img-right"><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/cookie2.jpg"><img src="http://www.use-bombs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/cookie2.thumb.jpg" alt="Milk and Cookies"/></a> <p>Wallow in Oreo delight.</p> </div> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>Damage control</b> Now it’s time to perform some quick surgery on your cream-ridden Oreo. Imagine you’re a crack surgeon on an emergency room drama and your patient is chocolate and flat-lining. Press both sides of the Oreo cookie back together as if nothing you did in step four ever happened.</li> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>The Slam Dunk</b> Now the process begins to approach its climax. Take your digitally restored Oreo, and with the firmest of the firm grips, dip your Oreo cookie into your prepared glass of milk. It is as if the Oreo was lost in a desert and just stumbled into a milky oasis.</li> <li style="padding-bottom:10px;"><b>Consume and repeat</b> Bring the milky Oreo to your lips and consume it. You’ve just succeeded in your task. That’s all there is to it! Aren’t you glad you probably had to purchase more than one?</li> </ol> For those who don’t know <p class="postlink"><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/04/use-bombs/for-those-who-don%e2%80%99t-know/#comments" title="Comment on For those who don’t know">4 Comments »</a> | <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/2006/04/use-bombs/for-those-who-don%e2%80%99t-know/">Read Full Article: "For those who don’t know"</a> </p> </div> </div>  <div id="siteinfo-legal"> <p><a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/category/life/" ></a> <a href="#top">Back to Top</a> <a href="http://www.use-bombs.com/archives/category/life/" >Newer Posts »</a></p> <p>© Copyright 2005-2007 Arion Londraville, Arison Londraville, David Bova, Josh Allen, Brett Ramus.</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript">_uacct = "UA-251906-1"; urchinTracker();</script> </body> </html>